Description
Let your shirt say what every machinist is thinking with this sharp, no-nonsense design. Featuring the quote:
“WARNING! This Machinist Does Not Play Well With Stupid People”, the shirt includes a realistic set of machinist tools, such as micrometers, calipers, and gauges, layered over a grungy background and chained frame.
With bold lettering in yellow, red, white, and metallic textures, this design is perfect for anyone who lives by precision and has zero tolerance for nonsense.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a must-have for true machinists with skill, pride, and personality.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@canyoncrestfangoods.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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